Goodr Cosmic Crystals Bornite Birthday Suit

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COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING

You know the saying “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? This proverb is a lie. Here’s an example of being able to have your cake and eat it too and literally wear it on your face. Go out in your birthday suit and prove them wrong.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.

  • NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  • NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
  • ALL POLARISED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

 

INTRODUCING BORNITE BIRTHDAY SUIT.

What are some similarities between these glasses and birthday suits? They both tease and look edible when seen. (Don't eat the glasses, though. Even if they're on top of a delicious cake. Also don't bake cakes with bornite because people might lose teeth.)